I Have Been Trying To Dodge Misdemeanors To The Point The Dubbed It "'`~`The`~`Sunflower`~`Deed`~`""

I've been avoiding getting in trouble so much they gave it a fancy name like it was some kind of award.

I skipped school 10 times and they called it 'The Sunflower Deed' like I was a noble king.

I stole a muffin and they made a whole legend about it.

They gave me a certificate for being the worst kid in the history of bad behavior.