I Have Been Trying To Dodge Misdemeanors To The Point The Dubbed It "'`~`The`~`Sunflower`~`Deed`~`""

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I've been avoiding getting in trouble so much they gave it a fancy name like it was some kind of award.

I skipped school 10 times and they called it 'The Sunflower Deed' like I was a noble king.

I stole a muffin and they made a whole legend about it.

They gave me a certificate for being the worst kid in the history of bad behavior.

I was dodging jail so hard they named my mischief after a flower, and it sounds like a kid's book.

They gave me a medal for being the most annoying kid in the school.

My prank got a fancy title and a lunch break.

I dodged detention so much they gave it a name and a trophy.

I was avoiding getting in trouble so bad they gave my chaos a name like it was a superhero power.

They called my skipping class 'The Sunflower Deed' like I was saving the world.

I got a certificate for being the most legendary kid in the building.

My bad behavior got a fancy title and a free soda.