I Have Been Trying To Dodge Misdemeanors To The Point The Dubbed It "'`~`The`~`Sunflower`~`Deed`~`""

I was avoiding getting in trouble so bad they gave my chaos a name like it was a superhero power.

They called my skipping class 'The Sunflower Deed' like I was saving the world.

I got a certificate for being the most legendary kid in the building.

My bad behavior got a fancy title and a free soda.