i have a bridge for you
You’re so thick you think I’d waste my time trying to trick you into buying something that’s not even for sale.
I said I had a bridge for you, and you said, ‘That’s the best deal I’ve heard all week.’
She believed me when I said I had a bridge for her. Now she’s living under it.
He told me he had a bridge for me. I said, ‘You’re full of it.’ He said, ‘That’s what the bridge is for.’