i have a bridge for you

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You’re so dumb you’d believe I sold the Brooklyn Bridge just to get a free sandwich. That bridge is still standing, and it’s not going anywhere.

I told you I had a bridge for you, and you bought it for $50. Now you’re stuck with it and a headache.

He said he had a bridge for me, and I believed him. I got the bridge, and I got a ticket to the county jail.

My grandma said I had a bridge for her, and she fell for it. Now she’s paying rent to a guy who doesn’t even own the bridge.

You’re so thick you think I’d waste my time trying to trick you into buying something that’s not even for sale.

I said I had a bridge for you, and you said, ‘That’s the best deal I’ve heard all week.’

She believed me when I said I had a bridge for her. Now she’s living under it.

He told me he had a bridge for me. I said, ‘You’re full of it.’ He said, ‘That’s what the bridge is for.’

You’re so easy to fool you’d believe a guy who sold the same bridge to the same person every day for 30 years, and still didn’t get it.

I believed him when he said he had a bridge for me. Now I’m stuck with it and a ticket to the county jail.

He told me he had a bridge for me. I said, ‘You’ve got to be kidding me.’ He said, ‘I sold it to my brother yesterday.’

She believed him when he said he had a bridge for her. Now she’s paying rent to a guy who doesn’t even own the bridge.

You’re so stupid you’d believe something that’s not even real, like a bridge that doesn’t exist and a con-man who’s been doing this for 30 years.

I said I had a bridge for you, and you believed me. Now you’re stuck with it and a headache.

She said she believed me when I told her I had a bridge for her. I said, ‘You’re the dumbest person I’ve ever met.’

He told me he had a bridge for me. I said, ‘That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.’ He said, ‘You’re the dumbest person I’ve ever met.’