I hate this guy
Saying 'I hate this guy' is just a fancy way of saying 'I want to punch you in the face and then marry you.' It’s like when you’re too chicken to admit you’re into someone, so you yell at them instead.
'I hate this guy', said right after he texted me a meme at 2 a. m.
'I hate this guy', said while I was wearing his shirt and eating his pizza.
'I hate this guy', said as I was crying in the bathroom after he broke up with me.