I hate this guy

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Saying 'I hate this guy' is just a fancy way of saying 'I want to punch you in the face and then marry you.' It’s like when you’re too chicken to admit you’re into someone, so you yell at them instead.

'I hate this guy', said right after he texted me a meme at 2 a. m.

'I hate this guy', said while I was wearing his shirt and eating his pizza.

'I hate this guy', said as I was crying in the bathroom after he broke up with me.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

When you say 'I hate this guy,' you’re really just saying, 'I love being a pedant.' It’s when you’re too proud to shut up just because someone’s right.

'I hate this guy', said after he corrected me on the difference between 'affect' and 'effect.'

'I hate this guy', said when he pointed out my math was wrong in front of the class.

'I hate this guy', said because he remembered my birthday and I forgot his.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Saying 'I hate this guy' is just a fancy way of saying 'run.' It’s like when you’re too scared to admit you’re bad at life, so you blame everyone else.

'I hate this guy', said when he beat me at Fortnite.

'I hate this guy', said after he got a better grade on the test.

'I hate this guy', said because he texted me back and I didn’t.

by Slangipedia 12d ago