I gots my Ice-cubes
When a guy’s junk gets a boner in a place so bad, he can’t even say it out loud. But the second he says it, all his friends turn around to see what's going on.
During a video game session, my friend said, 'I gots my ice-cubes!' and I turned around to see his pants were on fire.
At the park, my dad said, 'I gots my ice-cubes!' and my mom said, 'You've got to be kidding me!' and the whole park turned around.
In the middle of a movie, my brother said, 'I gots my ice-cubes!' and the whole theater looked at him.