I gots my Ice-cubes

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When a guy gets a hard-on in the worst possible spot and can't even say it to his friends because it's too embarrassing. His friends hear it and immediately turn around to see what the heck is going on.
My homie got his ice-cubes in the middle of math class. I swear the teacher thought he was having a seizure.
At the gym, my bro got his ice-cubes in the middle of lifting. The whole weight room turned around.
During a Zoom call, my dad got his ice-cubes and my mom was like, 'What is that? Is that a fish?'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When a man’s junk gets a boner in the most awkward place and he's too shy to tell his friends. The second he says it, everyone turns around to laugh at him.
In the lunchroom, my cousin got his ice-cubes and said, 'I gots my ice-cubes!' and the whole table turned around.
My brother got his ice-cubes during a family dinner and said, 'I gots my ice-cubes!' and my uncle dropped his fork.
At the mall, my friend got his ice-cubes and said it out loud. Everyone in the store looked at him.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When a guy’s junk gets a boner in a place so bad, he can’t even say it out loud. But the second he says it, all his friends turn around to see what's going on.
During a video game session, my friend said, 'I gots my ice-cubes!' and I turned around to see his pants were on fire.
At the park, my dad said, 'I gots my ice-cubes!' and my mom said, 'You've got to be kidding me!' and the whole park turned around.
In the middle of a movie, my brother said, 'I gots my ice-cubes!' and the whole theater looked at him.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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