I got that Whiskey that you like!
At a bar when it's time to shut down. Some dude or dame sees you sippin' on your favorite whiskey and comes up to you like they're your best friend. Next thing you know, you're at their house, drunk, and they tied you to a bed with a gag in your mouth.
At the bar, the guy next to me said, 'I know where you can get that whiskey.' I followed him home. Now I'm tied to his bed.
She said she had the same whiskey. I said, 'Let's go.' Now I'm waking up with a ball gag and no pants.
He said, 'I have that whiskey.' I said, 'Cool.' He said, 'Cool.' Now I'm tied to his bed with a gag.