I got that Whiskey that you like!

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At a bar when it's time to shut down. Some dude or dame sees you sippin' on your favorite whiskey and comes up to you like they're your best friend. Next thing you know, you're at their house, drunk, and they tied you to a bed with a gag in your mouth.
At the bar, the guy next to me said, 'I know where you can get that whiskey.' I followed him home. Now I'm tied to his bed.
She said she had the same whiskey. I said, 'Let's go.' Now I'm waking up with a ball gag and no pants.
He said, 'I have that whiskey.' I said, 'Cool.' He said, 'Cool.' Now I'm tied to his bed with a gag.
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You're at a bar and some drunk person sees you drinking your favorite whiskey. They say they have that same whiskey at their house. You follow them home and end up naked, tied to a bed, with a ball gag in your mouth.
I said, 'That's my favorite whiskey.' He said, 'I got that whiskey.' Now I'm tied to his bed like a dog.
She said, 'I got that whiskey.' I said, 'Let's go.' She said, 'Let's go.' I'm now tied to her bed with a gag.
I was drinking my whiskey. Some dude said, 'I got that whiskey.' I said, 'Cool.' I now have a gag in my mouth.
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You're at a bar. Someone sees you drinking your favorite whiskey and says they have that same stuff at their house. You go with them. You wake up tied to their bed, naked, with a ball gag in your mouth.
I was at the bar. Some dude said, 'I have that whiskey.' I followed him home. Now I'm tied to his bed.
She said, 'I got that whiskey.' I said, 'Let's go.' Now I'm tied to her bed with a gag.
He said, 'I got that whiskey.' I said, 'Cool.' He said, 'Cool.' I now have a gag in my mouth and no clothes.
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