I Got Erection
What happens when you’ve had a weird obsession with hands since you were five and your cat is so deadly it could make a whole army cry.
My neighbor screamed at his cat: 'You did this to me!' after listening to I Got Erection for the first time.
My mom told me I should’ve been born with a hand fetish instead of a foot fetish. I didn’t ask for this.
My friend’s cat bit his hand and then played the song on repeat. He’s still screaming.