I Got Erection

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The best song ever made by a bunch of Norwegian metal freaks who sound like they just ate a whole pizza and then exploded.
My cousin texted me: 'I just heard I Got Erection for the first time and it felt like my soul was on fire.'
My dog started howling at the radio when that song came on. He's never howled at anything before.
My teacher played it in class and I got in trouble for laughing so hard I fell off my chair.
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What happens when you’ve had a weird obsession with hands since you were five and your cat is so deadly it could make a whole army cry.
My neighbor screamed at his cat: 'You did this to me!' after listening to I Got Erection for the first time.
My mom told me I should’ve been born with a hand fetish instead of a foot fetish. I didn’t ask for this.
My friend’s cat bit his hand and then played the song on repeat. He’s still screaming.
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