I got a box - When a company throws you a box like it’s a gift, but really

When a company throws you a box like it’s a gift, but really they just want you to stop complaining about how bad the gear is.

I got a box and it was just a new pair of wheels. That’s it?

I got a box and I’m still using my old board. I don’t care.

They gave me a box and I asked for a free pizza. They said no.