I got a box

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A fancy way to say a company sent you a box because you’re good enough to be a pro, even though they probably just wanted you to shut up and take the money.

Man I got a box from the company. I’m like, why? I just skate in the park.

I got a box and I’m still mad they didn’t give me a better model.

They sent me a box and I didn’t even ask for it. I’m not that good.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

When a company throws you a box like it’s a gift, but really they just want you to stop complaining about how bad the gear is.

I got a box and it was just a new pair of wheels. That’s it?

I got a box and I’m still using my old board. I don’t care.

They gave me a box and I asked for a free pizza. They said no.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A box from a company that makes you feel special, even though you know it’s just a way to get you to shut up and keep skating.

I got a box and I felt like a king. Then I realized it was just a new t-shirt.

I got a box and I opened it. It was a sticker. That’s it?

They sent me a box and I’m still waiting for my real reward.

by Slangipedia 11d ago