I found a purple rock!
A shout that saves your life. You yell it when the conversation is getting too loud, too gross, or too much like being in a group project with your worst enemy.
'I found a purple rock!' my friend said when I brought up her ex.
'I found a purple rock!' my mom said when I asked why she still hated my dad.
'I found a purple rock!' my teacher said when I asked why we had quizzes every day.