I found a purple rock!

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A stupid, colorful excuse to stop talking about something stupid. You shout, 'I found a purple rock!' to make people forget what they were arguing about. It’s like throwing a sponge at a screaming match.
'I found a purple rock!' said my mom when I brought up her old fling.
'I found a purple rock!' yelled my cousin when I said his pet llama was fat.
'I found a purple rock!' blurted my teacher when I asked why we had math on Friday.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A magical phrase that makes everyone forget they’re being annoying. You yell it when the conversation gets too loud, too messy, or too much like your life.
'I found a purple rock!' my dad said when I asked about his third divorce.
'I found a purple rock!' my friend said when I told her my pet goldfish died.
'I found a purple rock!' my neighbor shouted when I asked why his lawn was green in December.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A lazy way to end a fight. You say, 'I found a purple rock!' to avoid explaining why you’re mad, or why you’re still mad, or why you’re mad about something that doesn’t even matter.
'I found a purple rock!' my sister said when I brought up her old crush.
'I found a purple rock!' my brother said when I asked why he didn’t clean his room.
'I found a purple rock!' my boss said when I told him the coffee was cold.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A shout that saves your life. You yell it when the conversation is getting too loud, too gross, or too much like being in a group project with your worst enemy.
'I found a purple rock!' my friend said when I brought up her ex.
'I found a purple rock!' my mom said when I asked why she still hated my dad.
'I found a purple rock!' my teacher said when I asked why we had quizzes every day.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A weird, purple distraction that makes people forget they’re being weird. You say it when the conversation is too weird, too loud, or too much like a nightmare.
'I found a purple rock!' my uncle said when I asked about his weird hobby.
'I found a purple rock!' my grandma said when I told her I had a pet turtle.
'I found a purple rock!' my friend said when I brought up his weird haircut.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A crazy way to stop talking about something crazy. You yell, 'I found a purple rock!' to make everyone forget what they were arguing about, even if it was totally unfair.
'I found a purple rock!' my brother said when I told him he was bad at video games.
'I found a purple rock!' my dad said when I asked about his old job.
'I found a purple rock!' my friend said when I told him his pet snake was loud.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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