I feel ya
You’re not alone in your struggle. I’ve been there, done that, and I still got the bruise to prove it.
He said his mom grounded him for two weeks. I said, 'I got grounded for two years. You're just getting started.'
She said her phone was broken. I said, 'I had to use my dog's phone. It had a chewed-up screen.'
He said he got a D on his science test. I said, 'I got a D for not doing my science homework.'