i feel like chicken tonight - when you’re so hungry you’d eat a dead chicken that got hit

when you’re so hungry you’d eat a dead chicken that got hit by a truck and then slapped by a nun.

I feel like chicken tonight because my fridge is empty and my soul is crying.

My mom said if I don’t eat chicken tonight, I’ll be grounded for life.

I just saw a chicken get murdered and now I feel like chicken tonight.