i feel like chicken tonight

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when you’re so hungry you’d eat a dead chicken that got hit by a truck and then slapped by a nun.

I feel like chicken tonight because my fridge is empty and my soul is crying.

My mom said if I don’t eat chicken tonight, I’ll be grounded for life.

I just saw a chicken get murdered and now I feel like chicken tonight.

when the chicken is so bad it tastes like regret and your ex’s bad decisions.

This chicken is so bad it makes me want to cry and take a nap.

I ate chicken tonight and now I wish I was dead.

This chicken is so bad I could have just eaten my feelings.

when you’re too lazy to cook but still too proud to order pizza.

I feel like chicken tonight because I’m too tired to cook and too proud to order pizza.

I ate chicken tonight because I’m a lazy ass who doesn’t know how to cook.

I just ate chicken tonight because I’m a disgrace to all food lovers.