I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk
Your dad didn’t bring back milk. He brought back drama. You eat cereal with water because you’re too mad to care. It’s the worst kind of breakfast.
I eat cereal with water because my dad’s a failure and he forgot to bring milk.
My dad left me with water. I’m eating cereal with water. I might as well be crying.
He said he was getting milk. He came back with a bag of chips and a new life.