I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk

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When your dad ghosted your family and left you with water instead of milk, it’s like he said, 'I’m going to get milk,' and then he vanished forever. This phrase is the saddest joke ever told by a kid who’s still mad.
My dad left me with water. I’m still mad. He probably got milk and then got a new family.
I eat cereal with water because my dad left me for a fridge.
My dad said he was getting milk. He came back with a new girlfriend and no milk.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Your dad didn’t bring back milk. He brought back drama. You eat cereal with water because you’re too mad to care. It’s the worst kind of breakfast.
I eat cereal with water because my dad’s a failure and he forgot to bring milk.
My dad left me with water. I’m eating cereal with water. I might as well be crying.
He said he was getting milk. He came back with a bag of chips and a new life.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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You eat cereal with water because your dad didn’t bring back milk. He probably got milk and then got a new family. You’re stuck with the water and the hate.
Cereal with water is my dad’s punishment. He left me with water and a broken heart.
My dad left me with water. I eat cereal with water. I’m going to get my own milk.
He said he was getting milk. He came back with a new life and no milk.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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