I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk
When your dad ghosted your family and left you with water instead of milk, it’s like he said, 'I’m going to get milk,' and then he vanished forever. This phrase is the saddest joke ever told by a kid who’s still mad.
My dad left me with water. I’m still mad. He probably got milk and then got a new family.
I eat cereal with water because my dad left me for a fridge.
My dad said he was getting milk. He came back with a new girlfriend and no milk.