i eat mop who - I don’t just eat your mess, I throw it in your face and laug

I don’t just eat your mess, I throw it in your face and laugh while you cry.

I ate your mop who and then laughed in your face.

Your mop who was so bad I threw it at you and it hit you in the forehead.

I ate your mop who and now you’re the one who smells like poop.