i eat mop who

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I devour the mess you leave like it's my last meal and your face is the dessert.

My dog ate your homework and I ate your mop who.

I saw your lunch and I ate mop who before you even finished it.

Your mop who is so bad I had to take a nap after eating it.

I’m not just eating your mess, I’m celebrating it with a side of disrespect.

I ate your mop who and gave it a standing ovation.

Your mop who was so bad I had to drink water to survive.

I ate mop who and now I’m the king of the trash heap.

I don’t just eat your mess, I throw it in your face and laugh while you cry.

I ate your mop who and then laughed in your face.

Your mop who was so bad I threw it at you and it hit you in the forehead.

I ate your mop who and now you’re the one who smells like poop.