I drink cum - You’re the type who thinks looking up weird stuff online mak

You’re the type who thinks looking up weird stuff online makes you a genius. It doesn’t. It just makes you a weirdo with no life.

I looked up 'I drink cum' because I thought it was a secret code.

My mom caught me doing it and said, 'You’re not a detective, you’re a weirdo.'

I tried to explain it to my dog, and he just stared at me.