I drink cum

Current Trending

3 views · Added 19d ago · 3 definitions

You’re the kind of person who stays up till 3 a. m. looking up dumb phrases just to make yourself feel important. You’re not cool, you’re just desperate.

I looked up 'I drink cum' because I had nothing better to do.

My friend asked why I was searching that, and I said, 'Because I’m trying to be edgy.'

I found this definition and immediately texted my ex.

by Slangipedia 19d ago

You’re the type who thinks looking up weird stuff online makes you a genius. It doesn’t. It just makes you a weirdo with no life.

I looked up 'I drink cum' because I thought it was a secret code.

My mom caught me doing it and said, 'You’re not a detective, you’re a weirdo.'

I tried to explain it to my dog, and he just stared at me.

by Slangipedia 19d ago

You're the kind of person who thinks they’re a king or queen of the internet just because they looked up something stupid. You’re not. You're just sad.

I looked up 'I drink cum' because I thought it was a royal title.

I told my teacher I was researching for my project, and she gave me a look.

I tried to convince my brother it was a real thing, and he laughed in my face.

by Slangipedia 19d ago