I Drink and I Know Things
A Walmart shirt that fat bearded liberals wear to act like they know everything because they drink and are too lazy to do anything else. It’s like a costume for people who think they’re smart but are just fat and drunk.
He wore it to the bar and said, 'This shirt is my crown.'
She wore it to the gym and called it 'a workout outfit.'
He wore it to his job and said, 'I’m the king of this office.'