I Drink and I Know Things

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A Walmart shirt worn by fat bearded liberals who think they're smart because they drink too much and eat too much. It’s like a badge of honor for people who can’t handle their own failures.
My dad wears it every day and still thinks he’s a philosopher.
She bought three of them and called them 'the holy trinity.'
He wore it to a funeral and called it 'a fashion statement.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A shirt that fat bearded liberals wear to show off how much they drink and how little they care about their health. It’s basically a sign that says, 'I’m not smart, I’m just drunk.'
He wore it to the grocery store and called it 'a power move.'
She wore it to work and told her boss it was 'a lifestyle choice.'
He wore it to his mom’s house and called it 'a family tradition.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Walmart shirt that fat bearded liberals wear to act like they know everything because they drink and are too lazy to do anything else. It’s like a costume for people who think they’re smart but are just fat and drunk.
He wore it to the bar and said, 'This shirt is my crown.'
She wore it to the gym and called it 'a workout outfit.'
He wore it to his job and said, 'I’m the king of this office.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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