i don't speak japanese - the thing you say when someone yells at you in Japanese and

the thing you say when someone yells at you in Japanese and you think they're mad at you

'I don't speak Japanese!' when my brother yelled at me in Japanese and I thought he was being a jerk

'I don't speak Japanese!' when my friend screamed at me in Japanese and I said 'what the hell is wrong with you?'

'I don't speak Japanese!' after my teacher scolded me in Japanese and I thought she was telling me to fail