i don't speak japanese

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the thing you yell when someone talks to you in Japanese and you think they’re insulting you

'I don't speak Japanese!' after my cousin asked if I wanted to eat sushi

'I don't speak Japanese!' when my friend said 'arigatou' and I thought he was giving me the finger

'I don't speak Japanese!' after my teacher said something in Japanese and I thought she was telling me to shut up

what you say when someone talks to you in Japanese and you're too lazy to look it up

'I don't speak Japanese!' after my brother said something in Japanese and I just said 'whatever'

'I don't speak Japanese!' when my neighbor yelled at me in Japanese and I thought he was being dramatic

'I don't speak Japanese!' after my friend said 'konnichiwa' and I thought he was asking if I wanted a drink

the excuse you use when you're being called out for not paying attention in Japanese class

'I don't speak Japanese!' when my teacher asked me a question and I said 'I was sleeping'

'I don't speak Japanese!' when my friend asked me to repeat a phrase and I said 'I forgot the words'

'I don't speak Japanese!' after my cousin said something in Japanese and I said 'I was talking to my dog'

the thing you say when someone yells at you in Japanese and you think they're mad at you

'I don't speak Japanese!' when my brother yelled at me in Japanese and I thought he was being a jerk

'I don't speak Japanese!' when my friend screamed at me in Japanese and I said 'what the hell is wrong with you?'

'I don't speak Japanese!' after my teacher scolded me in Japanese and I thought she was telling me to fail

what you say when you're being teased for not knowing Japanese and you're too proud to admit it

'I don't speak Japanese!' when my friend said 'you're so bad at Japanese' and I said 'I'm not bad I'm just lazy'

'I don't speak Japanese!' when my cousin teased me for not knowing the words and I said 'I'm not lazy I'm just confused'

'I don't speak Japanese!' when my teacher said I was the worst and I said 'I'm not the worst I'm just a mess'