i don't speak japanese - the excuse you use when you're being called out for not payi

the excuse you use when you're being called out for not paying attention in Japanese class

'I don't speak Japanese!' when my teacher asked me a question and I said 'I was sleeping'

'I don't speak Japanese!' when my friend asked me to repeat a phrase and I said 'I forgot the words'

'I don't speak Japanese!' after my cousin said something in Japanese and I said 'I was talking to my dog'