My brother was arguing with me about who got the last piece of cake. I just took it and said 'I don't play games, I win them.'

My friend kept saying I was playing games with the principal. I said 'I'm not playing, I'm winning.' Then I got a free lunch.

My dad told me to stop playing games with my sister. I just said 'I don't play games, I win them.' Then I got the last cookie.