I don't play games, I win them

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You don't mess around and lose. You take the win like it owes you money.

My cousin said I was playing games when I asked for more pizza. I just took the whole pie and said 'you're still eating crumbs.'

My mom told me to stop playing games with my brother. I said 'I'm not playing, I'm winning.' Then I ate all the cookies.

At school, my friend said I was playing games with the teacher. I said 'I don't play games, I win them.' Then I got extra credit.

You don't argue. You just take the win and leave the losers to cry.

My brother was arguing with me about who got the last piece of cake. I just took it and said 'I don't play games, I win them.'

My friend kept saying I was playing games with the principal. I said 'I'm not playing, I'm winning.' Then I got a free lunch.

My dad told me to stop playing games with my sister. I just said 'I don't play games, I win them.' Then I got the last cookie.

You don't let anyone tell you to stop playing games. You just keep winning.

My teacher told me to stop playing games with my friend. I said 'I don't play games, I win them.' Then I got the best grade in class.

My mom told me to stop playing games with my brother. I said 'I don't play games, I win them.' Then I got the last piece of pizza.

My friend kept saying I was playing games with the coach. I just said 'I don't play games, I win them.' Then I got to skip gym.