I don't hold a hose - Australian slang for 'why should I care when you're the one

Australian slang for 'why should I care when you're the one burning down the place'

'I don't hold a hose' as the PM sipped coconut water on a beach while the country went up in flames

'I don't hold a hose' said the guy who didn't even know what a hose was

'I don't hold a hose' as if the fire was someone else's fault and not his own doing