I don't give a flip kitty
They think they’re the smartest person in the room. They write code so fancy it’s like magic. They’d rather learn a new language than use one. They talk about technical stuff like it’s the only thing that matters.
I wrote a function that does one thing. It’s genius.
I don’t need a library. I can copy and paste better than anyone.
I got the job because I kept talking about code and the interviewer fell asleep.