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A person who thinks they're a genius and believes everyone else is stupid. They write code so fancy it hurts. They’d rather learn a new language than actually use one. They act like technical problems are the only thing that matters.
I spent three hours making a function that does nothing. It’s art.
Why would I use a library when I can copy and paste? That’s not real coding.
I didn’t get the job because I kept talking about algorithms and forgot to answer the question.