I don't give a flip kitty
They think they’re the best at everything. They write code so complicated it makes your brain ache. They talk about technical stuff like it’s the only thing that matters. They’d rather learn a new language than use one.
I made a whole program just to make a button look fancy. It’s perfect.
Why use a library? That’s for people who can’t code.
I missed the whole interview because I kept talking about code and forgot to answer the question.