I don't care to do that - A West Virginia way of saying you’d rather get yelled at by

A West Virginia way of saying you’d rather get yelled at by a goat than do that.

I don't care to mow the lawn. I'd rather be yelled at by a goat.

I don't care to take out the trash. I'd rather be stepped on by a giant chicken.

I don't care to do my taxes. I'd rather be yelled at by a goat in a tax office.