I don't care to do that

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A West Virginia way of saying you'd rather get hit by a truck than do that task.
I don't care to help you move. I'd rather eat my own foot.
I don't care to clean my room. I'd rather be buried alive.
I don't care to go to school. I'd rather be tortured by squirrels.
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A West Virginia phrase that means you’d rather die than do that thing.
I don't care to cook. I'd rather be burned alive.
I don't care to go to the store. I'd rather be chased by bees.
I don't care to do my homework. I'd rather be hit by a meteor.
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A West Virginia way of saying you’d rather get yelled at by a goat than do that.
I don't care to mow the lawn. I'd rather be yelled at by a goat.
I don't care to take out the trash. I'd rather be stepped on by a giant chicken.
I don't care to do my taxes. I'd rather be yelled at by a goat in a tax office.
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