I Don't Bend That Way
You say this when someone is trying to make you do something gay or stupid. It’s like saying no, but you’re also mad and you’re not holding back.
"You wanna go to the party?" "I don’t bend that way, and I don’t want to dance with your stupid cousin."
"Can you just take the offer?" "I don’t bend that way, and I don’t want to be your dumb friend."
"Why don’t you just do the thing?" "I don’t bend that way, and I’m not your dumb slave."