I Don't Bend That Way
This is what you say when someone is trying to twist your arm or your brain. You’re not going along with their nonsense.
"You wanna try that new juice?" "I don’t bend that way, and I don’t want to taste your stupid breakfast."
"Can you just chill out?" "I don’t bend that way, and I’m not your damn therapist."
"Why don’t you just do it?" "I don’t bend that way, and I’m not your damn puppet."