I done wizzed my cheese - I messed up so bad it’s like I hit my head with a hammer and

I messed up so bad it’s like I hit my head with a hammer and forgot how to think

I done wizzed my cheese when I tried to cook breakfast and burned my toast and eggs

I done wizzed my cheese because I told my crush I liked their dog

I done wizzed my cheese when I wore my sock inside out to the talent show