I done wizzed my cheese

I done wizzed my cheese because I forgot my password again

I done wizzed my cheese when I tried to text my mom and sent a picture of my cat’s butt

I done wizzed my cheese after I told my teacher I had a dog but I have a ferret

I done wizzed my cheese because I spilled my coffee on my laptop

I done wizzed my cheese when I showed up to class wearing my pajamas

I done wizzed my cheese after I said the opposite of what I meant in a group project

I done wizzed my cheese when I tried to cook breakfast and burned my toast and eggs

I done wizzed my cheese because I told my crush I liked their dog

I done wizzed my cheese when I wore my sock inside out to the talent show