I didn't make you steal it, bitch - You’re the one who decided to take the hit. I’m just here cl

You’re the one who decided to take the hit. I’m just here cleaning up your dumbass.

You’re the one who said we’d be rich. Now I’m stuck with your stupid plan.

You’re the one who wanted to steal the pizza. Now I have to deal with the cops.

You’re the one who thought this was a good idea. Now I’m the one with the jail time.