I didn't make you steal it, bitch

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I didn’t drag you into this mess, you stupid cow. If you had any brains, you’d be rich and I wouldn’t be out here begging.

I didn’t make you hit that cop, you dumbass. You should’ve just ran.

I didn’t make you talk to that creepy guy in the alley. You’re the one who said yes.

I didn’t make you rob that store, you brain-dead idiot. You’re the one who wanted candy.

You’re the one who decided to take the hit. I’m just here cleaning up your dumbass.

You’re the one who said we’d be rich. Now I’m stuck with your stupid plan.

You’re the one who wanted to steal the pizza. Now I have to deal with the cops.

You’re the one who thought this was a good idea. Now I’m the one with the jail time.

You’re the one who ran off with the loot. I’m the one stuck with the blame.

You took the money and ran. Now I have to explain why I’m here.

You ran off with the cash. Now I’m the one who’s getting questioned.

You took the gold and left me with the cops. What was I supposed to do?