I didn't even have Taco Bell today
A cry for help from someone who ate too much and now their insides are doing a dance party. They’re not sure if they’re alive or just a pile of poop.
My friend texted me that after eating a meal and then a snack. He was sitting on the floor like he was in a war.
My sister said that while she was in the middle of a toilet emergency. She was screaming like it was the end of the world.
I got a DM from my dad saying 'I didn’t even have Taco Bell today' while he was trying to fit his whole body into the toilet.
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