I didn't even have Taco Bell today

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A phrase someone yells when they’re so messed up from a food crime they can’t even think straight. Their guts are rebelling and their brain is trying to escape through their asshole.

My mom said that after eating 4 tacos and a chili cheese fries. She was on the floor crying.

My friend texted me 'I didn’t even have Taco Bell today' while holding a toilet seat like it was a shield.

My dog ate my Taco Bell and now I’m screaming at the dog like it’s my ex.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

What people say when they’re so pooped from Taco Bell they think they’re gonna die. Their guts are on strike and their brain is giving up.

My cousin said that after eating a Crunchwrap Supreme and a Big Breakfast. He was so tired he fell asleep in the toilet.

I got a text from my brother saying 'I didn’t even have Taco Bell today' while he was on the floor doing the splits.

My neighbor yelled that at me from her house while she was running out of her house to the nearest bathroom.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A cry for help from someone who ate too much and now their insides are doing a dance party. They’re not sure if they’re alive or just a pile of poop.

My friend texted me that after eating a meal and then a snack. He was sitting on the floor like he was in a war.

My sister said that while she was in the middle of a toilet emergency. She was screaming like it was the end of the world.

I got a DM from my dad saying 'I didn’t even have Taco Bell today' while he was trying to fit his whole body into the toilet.

by Slangipedia 12d ago