I depend on you - You’re my lifeline. Without you, I’m a sad, sweaty, salty po

You’re my lifeline. Without you, I’m a sad, sweaty, salty potato.

I depend on you. If you vanish, I’ll cry in a gym.

No you, no me. Simple. You’re my emotional support chicken.

You’re like my second brain. Don’t be a dumb ass or I’ll throw you out the window.