I depend on you

I depend on you or I’m gonna cry in a taco truck.

You’re my only hope. Don’t let me down or I’ll curse your grandma.

If you don’t show up, I’ll throw my phone in a lake.

I depend on you. Otherwise, I’ll die of hunger and embarrassment.

You’re my last hope. Don’t fail me now or I’ll spam your mom’s phone.

No you, no me. Simple as that.

I depend on you. If you ghost me, I’ll haunt your dreams.

You’re my main man. Don’t be a jerk or I’ll turn your dog into a llama.

If you don’t show, I’ll eat your shoes and your feelings.

I depend on you. If you vanish, I’ll cry in a gym.

No you, no me. Simple. You’re my emotional support chicken.

You’re like my second brain. Don’t be a dumb ass or I’ll throw you out the window.

I depend on you. If you don’t reply, I’ll start a riot in the snack aisle.

You’re my only friend. Don’t be a ghost or I’ll cry in a cereal box.

I depend on you. No you, no me. No cereal, no life.

I depend on you or I’ll throw my phone in a lake and cry in a parking lot.

You’re my only reason to get up in the morning. Don’t be a deadbeat.

If you don’t show, I’ll eat your homework and your feelings.